They said you weren't built to run marathons...so you ran 10 of them.
They said to stick with half-marathons...so you started running 50K's.
They said, that's enough...so you started running 50 mile races.
They said stay home...so you went to Patagonia and ran a 63k, and 8days later ran Twin Cities Marathon.
They said you need a rest...so two weeks after that you ran a 55K.
They said you shouldn't go from the rim to the river and back in one day at the Grand Canyon...so you guys went from rim to rim to rim in one day.
They said you can't run 100 miles....
They haven't been right yet...